After thousands of hours of research, under a newly formed government research grant, a huge break-thru has been achieved in curing overly big asses on certain woman. In selected cases access to an iPad was limited to one hour a day by a select test group. Within months this group achieved outstanding results. Their asses returned to a normal size.
After careful consideration by President Obama, an “Executive Order” is being drafted restricting the use of iPads in the United States by known “Fat-Asses” to one-one hour a day in daily use.
Access groups of prior users in this group were restricted to entering the Washington capital building, in their process of “protesting,” because of the possible structural damage to the buildings, due to the large weight stress on foundations. Martial law may be placed into effect across the country to enforce this new “Executive Order.”